Orcmas just would not be orcmas without some uppity git trying to usurp the coveted title of "Santorc" (or whatever other clever name you can concoct. The position has long been coveted by this sneaky gobbo. Time and again he has been thwarted by bad luck, stupidity, or the business end of Santorc's bell. Regardless, this rascal has managed (miraculously) to survive as a constant thorn in Santorc's side.
I present to you, Gobbo Clawz!